A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”
i dont get it
No one explain it
After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”
"Don’t you mean a martini?”
"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."
these are the best jokes ever
When the videogame plays the instrumental version of the main theme during an important scene
When the videogame plays the main theme during the last boss fight.
Final Chapter : (Name of Game)
The Science Report
by Stuart Gary
Moons leave their mark on Jupiter’s aurora
I’ve just written a story for ABC Science about astronomers confirming that Ganymede’s journey around Jupiter causes spots to appear in the giant planet’s spectacular electric blue auroral lights.
The discovery, confirms the footprints are caused by Jupiter’s moons passing through plasma of particles in the planet’s magnetic bubble or magnetosphere.
The particles are generated by eruptions on Jupiter’s volcanic moon Io.
If you missed my radio report on the story and want to find out more, check out the online version at:
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?
This cat looks like it’s discovered the answer to the universe…
THIS CAT HAS SEEN THINGS
I cant help but laugh every time it turns its head