The basic plot of every Star Trek episode ever.
Based off this post (x)
People drawing massive conclusions out of basically a unicorn’s fart on the science channel make me want to hurl my cats, my boyfriend, and myself through the TV… In no particular order.
At least analyze the fart glitter before you start flailing around, jfc.
Extremely personal piece. Doesn’t really need that much explanation.
*apologies if it turns up pixelated, just click the picture for a full res. view
i just saw an ad that was probably supposed to say accident lawyers but it said accidental lawyers and i can’t sotp laughing “just got my law degree aw man this wasn’t what i meant to do how am i gonna get out of this one”