Have a depressed 2 am text post:
=( laksdjglkdajgladksjg gj.
Golden Retriever / Siberian Husky mix
That is seriously the cutest puppy I’ve ever seen.
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
Cross stitch pattern for anybody else who needs to tell someone to get their nose out of your life. With special credit to sweetdreamr who helped me work out the wording.
ETA: this is in the same notebook where I made cross stitch patterns to go with Terry Pratchett’s The Last Hero, because everybody needs a cross stitch pillow reading “Eat Cold Steel Pigdog”
^^ THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IN THE HISTORY OF CRAFTS EVER I AM CREY